Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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