Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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