the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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