Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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