I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
this will be a night to untag.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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