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Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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