We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He called his prostate his "boner button".
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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