yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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