I'm sorry my penis didn't work
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I'm always down for nudity.
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