Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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