So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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