nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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