btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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