addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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