I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I'm drive I can fine osifer
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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