Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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