Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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