Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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