I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
