she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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