I need help removing her.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
