I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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