He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
