Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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