fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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