she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Also, beer. Big fan.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
