Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game

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(860): View more from Connecticut

im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood

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(810): View more from Michigan

Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?

(828): View more from North Carolina

Is it working?

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(734): View more from Michigan

He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

Hopefully she would park on my face.

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(847): View more from Illinois

There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...

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