is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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