One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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