Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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