Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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