This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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