ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Boobs are out for the taking
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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