Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
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