exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Drunk is a universal language darling
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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