Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
We're facebook friends in real life
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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