Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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