When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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