I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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