Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
