she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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