idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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