Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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