So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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