He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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