Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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