spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I have feelings that need drinking.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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