My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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