This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize