So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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