I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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