who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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