Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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