I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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