why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
third nipple confirmed
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