he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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